Conversion about Dragon Age 3 with my husband, as written by a tumblr blogger

Me: ASHJKGUKGHFOHEIHGIHEIHG!
Hubby: What are you squealing about?
Me: *glassy eyes* its so beautiful
Hubby: What is?
Me: Dragon Age 3, Morrigan is back!
Hubby:
Hubby: I don’t know who that is.
Me: Dragon Age origins you know that mage with black hair?
Hubby:
Me: Her mother is Flemeth?
Hubby:
Me: She can shapeshift?
Me: Come on you’ve seen me play Dragon Age a thousand times
Hubby:
Me: She doinks Alistair to save you before you go kill the archdemon the dragon guy
Hubby: OOooohhhhh yeah now I know
Me:
Hubby:
Me:
Hubby:
Me: Really? You can remember if she takes her clothes off
Hubby: You’re surprised?
Me: Point taken.

At least your husband knows what Dragon Age is

We can only be who we are: no more, no less.: Dragon Age: Inquisition theory – OH MY GOD.

mistressinsilk:

Right. Let me try and explain this as it came to me:

Remember, in DA2, Sandal’s prophecy?

“One day, the magic will come back. All of it. Everyone will be just like they were. The shadows will part and the skies will open wide. When He rises, everyone will see.’

After watching the trailer, I…

OMG! I think you might have hit this on the head!

We can only be who we are: no more, no less.: Dragon Age: Inquisition theory – OH MY GOD.

 

Reverting to harsh language!: kinlochhold: I just found a txt file I’d completely forgotten about,…

valerie1972:

kinlochhold:

I just found a txt file I’d completely forgotten about, with origin/meanings for a bunch of DAO character given names. Some of them (at least the first few) are all kinds o’ interesting. (Or not.)

Alistair – (Scottish, Alisdair?) var. “Alexander”. Defender of mankind….

ILU

Hey I’m glad to hear anything new about Alistair 😛

Reverting to harsh language!: kinlochhold: I just found a txt file I’d completely forgotten about,…

Why Alistair is so loved

maricsblade:

cloveglee:

dragonageconfessions:

CONFESSION:  I don’t understand the obsession with Alister. The only thing he’s got going for him is his humor. He’s sappy, and if you think about it quite shallow for only staying with a noble human female.

1. Spelled A-L-I-S-T-A-I-R.

2. A lot of us see much more to him than just his humor. Alistair meme.

3. Sappy is in the mind of the beholder.

4. Breaking up with his girlfriend because his position as King requires that he marry somebody who give can give him children and satisfy the Bannorn is one of the most responsible and self-sacrificing things he does in the course of the game.  It’s only a very shallow analysis that doesn’t get that.

5. So play a Cousland.

6. Or harden him, develop your persuasion skills and become his mistress.

7. Or put Anora on the throne and let him stay with you very happily forever.

a) What clove said

b) If the OP can’t even spell the character’s name right, the submission SHOULD BE REJECTED